Author: Fig Newton (sg_fignewton)
Original Story: The Forbidden Fruit by majorsamfan, in which Jack touches what he shouldn't and seriously regrets it.
Word Count: ~1,370
Warnings: references to off-screen lack of clothing
Disclaimer: None of them are mine. They all belong to their respective copyright holders.
Summary: What are friends for, if not to mock you mercilessly? Daniel's a little too entertained by Jack's latest problem. Set in S8, with no real spoilers.
Thank you, randomfreshink, for the super-fast beta!
'This is about that... thing with their stupid apple. Isn't it.'